The flip side of crypto security.
While they build walls, we open doors. While they protect your crypto, we protect your vibes.
While they build walls, we open doors. While they protect your crypto, we protect your vibes.
Ledger built the best hardware wallet to protect your crypto. Delger built a community that stores seed phrases in the Notes app, screenshots private keys, and clicks every link in DMs.
We don't offer security. We offer the freedom of not caring. And honestly? It's liberating.
Compare our signers. Choose your favorite way to lose everything.
Write your seed phrase on a restaurant napkin. Portable, biodegradable, and completely unreliable.
Stick your private keys directly on your monitor. Maximum visibility. Maximum convenience. Zero security.
Screenshot your seed phrase and save it to iCloud. Now Apple also has your crypto. You're welcome.
Permanently store your private keys on your body. Waterproof, shockproof, and extremely visible at the beach.
Trust us. What could possibly go wrong?
We believe private keys should be public. Transparency is everything. Share yours in Discord today.
All seed phrases are automatically backed up to every cloud service simultaneously. Redundancy!
Why trust yourself when you can trust strangers on Telegram? Our community holds your keys for you.
Forgot your seed phrase? Just email it to yourself. Future you will appreciate past you's foresight.
Every DM contains an opportunity. Our philosophy: click first, ask questions never.
Our smart contract was audited by our cousin. He said "looks fine" and we believe him completely.
"I wrote my seed phrase on my hand. Went swimming. Funds gone. 10/10 Delger experience."
"Shared my private key in Discord for safekeeping. The community was very helpful in moving my funds."
"Who needs a hardware wallet when you have vibes and a Notes app? Lost my life savings but gained a community."
We start at the top. It's all downhill from here.
One retweet from their intern is all we need.
Frame it. Put it on the website. Bullish signal.
Find other people who also screenshot their seed phrases.
Deploy token. Make website. That's literally it.
Join the Delger community. We can't protect your crypto, but we can protect your loneliness.